My gal Tina was back on SNL this week, riding that Sarah pony (which I figure they will continue to do until: a) election day (and just after for the concession speech); b) for the next 4-16 years (if victorious); or c) until she drops from the race.
Here are transcripts of Fey and Palin (answering Katie Couric). Which is the parody?
| Like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this. We're saying, 'Hey, why bail out Fanny and Freddie and not me?' | That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, were ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. |
| But ultimately what the bailout does is, help those that are concerned about the healthcare reform that is needed to help shore up our economy to help...uh... | But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health-care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy, helping the— |
| it's gotta be all about job creation, too. Also, too, shoring up our economy and putting Fannie and Freddy back on the right track and so healthcare reform and reducing taxes and reigning in spending... | it's got to be all about job creation, too, shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track. So health-care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans. |
| 'cause Barack Obama, y'know...has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans, also, having a dollar value meal at restaurants. That's gonna help. | And trade, we've got to see trade as opportunity, not as a competitive, scary thing. But one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today, we've got to look at that as more opportunity. |
| But one in five jobs being created today under the umbrella of job creation. That, you know...Also... | All those things under the umbrella of job creation. This bailout is a part of that. |
OK, that second to last row gave it away... didn't it?
Here are the vids:
Adorable.
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Oh, yeah... one last thing. Yesterday found this link on Google News...
But when you click on it, it's a missing link, a file not found. It's like it never existed. Given the story's title and the "balance" of FoxNews... I'm not surprised.
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Of course, when Biden was interviewed by Katie Couric, he claimed that FDR appeared on television to allay the nation's fears about the great crash of 1929... Couple of problems with that...
• FDR never appeared on television since it was not invented until after his death
• Not likely that he ever spoke to the nation about the crash of 1929, since he was governor of NY at the time
• Roosevelt wasn't elected president until 1932 - three years after the crash...
A complete pass for Biden from Couric and the rest of the media on these laughably ludicrous "historical" anecdotes. But if Palin had said the exact same things? Media frenzy that would last for days... about how stupid she was, how she doesn't know history, how silly she is, hahahahaha... But BIden says it? It's like it didn't even happen...
Biden has been a HUGE gaffe machine since he entered the campaign (far too numerous to list here), but we never hear much about that from our friends in the media. Instead, Palin is the one who gets all the criticism and scrutiny...
But there's no media bias...
Never said Biden wasn't a loose cannon (he is a gaffe machine, no argument here)... so Thursday night should be interesting to say the least (of course, with the recent gaffes by Palin [which ARE worrying even Republicans], the expectation bar is set so low for her that if she can just get through the debate without drooling, she'll be seen as the victor).
Regardless, let the parodies begin!
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