My gal Tina was back on SNL this week, riding that Sarah pony (which I figure they will continue to do until: a) election day (and just after for the concession speech); b) for the next 4-16 years (if victorious); or c) until she drops from the race.
Here are transcripts of Fey and Palin (answering Katie Couric). Which is the parody?
| Like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this. We're saying, 'Hey, why bail out Fanny and Freddie and not me?' | That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, were ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. |
| But ultimately what the bailout does is, help those that are concerned about the healthcare reform that is needed to help shore up our economy to help...uh... | But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health-care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy, helping the— |
| it's gotta be all about job creation, too. Also, too, shoring up our economy and putting Fannie and Freddy back on the right track and so healthcare reform and reducing taxes and reigning in spending... | it's got to be all about job creation, too, shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track. So health-care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans. |
| 'cause Barack Obama, y'know...has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans, also, having a dollar value meal at restaurants. That's gonna help. | And trade, we've got to see trade as opportunity, not as a competitive, scary thing. But one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today, we've got to look at that as more opportunity. |
| But one in five jobs being created today under the umbrella of job creation. That, you know...Also... | All those things under the umbrella of job creation. This bailout is a part of that. |
OK, that second to last row gave it away... didn't it?
Here are the vids:
Adorable.
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Oh, yeah... one last thing. Yesterday found this link on Google News...
But when you click on it, it's a missing link, a file not found. It's like it never existed. Given the story's title and the "balance" of FoxNews... I'm not surprised.
