Not Cool, man, not cool....

Just got back from getting my hair cut.

Jenna, the stylist our family has been going to for years, said that when she finally saw Brett Michael's hair beneath the headband in the finale of Rock of Love 2, she realized why he's been hiding the top of his head. "It's not human hair" up there, she says. She said that it looks "Hair Club for Men"-ish. As she put it... very sad for the lead singer of an 80's hair band to be in that situation.

Very sad, indeed.

Not sad, though, was feeding my crush, waiting for my haircut... Marie Claire magazine. Yeah, baby. And hilarious, too. Karen Felcher, indeed. heh heh

BTW, my crush is shared by Anonymous (check the comment on that entry), Jim C--a fellow Bruin, an ex of Lisa's from two decades past, a Bruce fan, and now a close friend of the family.

So when I got home, I figured I'd share with Lisa Jim's comment (as he was one of the "smartasses" I referenced in the first entry back, who had been requesting updates). But when I woke her Mac Book up from sleep, she pounced on it and its web browser like I was about to find porn (like that would bother me, my inner Brett Michaels says aloud).

And what was she hiding?

She was submitting my name for What Not To Wear...

Aw, man, that just ain't cool.

Just because your husband and an old boyfriend harbor a secret crush toward the wittily hot Miss Fey, is no reason to throw me under the bus in regards to my sartorial (lack of) splendor. [As I type, "] The muffler's fine, thank you very much... [" I am wearing blue athletic shorts and my "Dominate Or Drown" water polo t-shirt (designed by me and available at CafePress... buy one now!).]